Cleopatra—hysterical female or misunderstood woman? Welcome to the Coven, Queen of the Nile, where you can sip your wine in peace without a chorus of Roman senators narrating your every move. Here, you’re free from mediocre men mansplaining the art of war, how the run your empire, and even your own love life to you. Because honestly, who better to know your power than you?
About the Album
For each track that’s a part of Hysterical! The Album, we wrote the lyrics from the perspective of a notoriously misunderstood woman history talked over—those labeled too emotional, too much, too dangerous—and now we’re giving them the mic to call out the ones who got away with it. Suno’s AI put our words to music and transformed them into the breakup ballads, revenge anthems, and feminist lullabies we didn’t know we needed. Roll your windows down, turn up the bass, and scream these bangers from the top of your lungs.
Stream the Song
Stream “My Name is Cleopatra”, our ode to the Queen of the Nile.
Read the Lyrics
My name is Cleopatra
No, I don’t need your drama, drama
No, I don’t need your ideas
No, I don’t need your ghostwriter
I’m not your heroine on hold
No, I don’t need your consort
If you didn’t want me to play with boys
Then you should’ve made it fair
to bring a woman to a man fightI saw them all coming from miles away
You came for my money and stayed
carpet tricks in the dead of night
Straight like the blade
of their double-edged sword
Got lost in my pathway
full of bends and forks
Unpaved roads
And all exits burning
I had to draw you a map
Why do all men hate directions?
Oh, what a notionCall me Liz Taylor
Call me just a pretty face
It’s just propaganda for your screen
Lipstick, liability, and lies in 2D
Call me a maneater
Call me anonymous
That’s okay
It’s all we’ve always been
Call me a stone-cold killer
Cause I kill ‘em with preh-preh presentationI saw them all coming from miles away
You came for my money and stayed
carpet tricks in the dead of night
Straight like the blade
of their double-edged sword
Got lost in my pathway
full of bends and forks
Unpaved roads
And all exits burning
I had to draw you a map
Why do all men hate directions?
Oh, what a notionI am a goddess
A woman
I am motivated
I am she who loved her country
I am a queen
Got my own empire
I am charming
I have a mind that thinks its own thoughts
I can make my own decisions
The girl in your head, she’s not real
Does that leave you shocked?
Did you gasp?
Ahh. Ahh. Ahh.
Ahhhhhh.I saw them all coming from miles away
You came for my money and stayed
carpet tricks in the dead of night
Straight like the blade
of their double-edged sword
Got lost in my pathway
full of bends and forks
Unpaved roads
And all exits burning
I had to draw you a map
Why do all men hate directions?
Oh, what a notionThey all lined up and fell like Rome
And I needed Rome
Cause it’s all floods and famine and war
with you boys
Thought we both got what we wanted
but you couldn’t let it go
why all your men choose me over home
It wasn’t magic
I wasn’t divine
You think my power is in my looks and charm
That’s bull-shhhhhhhhhhhhh stop talking over me
Your tongue can’t do what mine canI kept my poison in my comb
Cause I never trust a snake
I’ll dig my own dirt and carve the stone of my grave
The fifth act is always a killer
I didn’t want all the Shakespearean drama
This wasn’t Romeo and Juliet
dying at the altar
What’s in a name sweeter than a comb?You never saw them coming from behind
Confidence as vast as the sea
Ain’t that knife a bitch in your back?
Straight like the blade of their double-edged sword
Got lost in my pathway full of bends and forks
Unpaved roads
And all exits burning I had to draw you a map
Why do all men hate directions?
Oh, what a notionMy name is Cleopatra
Condemned to be anonymous evermore
Knew the ghostwriter would get me in the end
I heard the scratch of his pen millennia away