“Dear Norman” Marion Crane of Psycho film Greeting Card/Stationary Set
$30-50 – free shipping
10 pcs set | 7″x5″, 5.5″x4.25″, or 6.25″x4.6″ – $30 | contains 10 note cards in matte or coated and 10 white envelopes
30 pcs set | 7″x5″, 5.5″x4.25″, or 6.25″x4.6″ – $50 | contains 30 note cards in matte or coated and 30 white envelopes
These greeting cards are part of Hysterical Female’s historically modern series, The Coven, celebrating women throughout history who were villainized, dismissed, or just straight-up stabbed in the shower. Each card pairs the fictional character Marion Crane (played by Janet Leigh in the film Psycho) with original lyrics written by us from our AI-generated apocalyptic pop song, “Dear Norman,” written from Marion’s point of view.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Available in 3 sizes and 3 colors. Each size has a DIFFERENT background color AND a DIFFERENT song lyric. Please be sure to order the size associated with the color / lyric combo of your choice:
- 7″ x 5″: Teal color | “It’s true I stole the cash, but you tried to steal my heart. When I ghosted you, you didn’t need to go and cut it out.”
- 5.5″ x 4.25″: Dark blue color | “You can’t kill your ghosts no matter how hard you slice.”
- 6.25″ x 4.6: Yellow color | “I hope you think about your Mother laughing at how much you suck with me.”
Hysterical! The Album – Retro Music Unisex Tee
$25 – free shipping
Reclaim your VOLUME! For anyone whose been told they are “too much,” “too loud,” or “too emotional” one too many times, we dedicate this shirt to you. May it be the official merch for the internal soundtrack of hysteria playing on loop in your brain. No skips. All feelings. Zero apologies.
Pictured here is Heather Slate, Heather Cool Grey, and Sage. Tee is also available in Heather Dust, Heather Olive, Heather Aqua, Lavender Blue, and Heather Prism Peach.